Pithy Little Promos

A few days before each show, I try to drum up viewers by posting a notification of the upcoming performance.
I was once asked if I kept all of these, since some of them could be considered clever. Well, of course I kept them. I am a librarian after all.
Unlike the actual videos, which Facebook now deletes after 30 days, the promo posts live on my timeline, presumbly forever.
To present them in their proper context, I've collected screen shots of all those posts. Here they are.